For someone who says she hates everything I sure do like a lot of shit.
All I wanna do is break shit while screaming “TURN DOWN FOR WHAT!”
"[My mom] lives on a Havasu reservation in Arizona with her new husband and three replacement kids. Oh, and she inexplicably mails me a cactus every Valentine’s Day. And I’m like, “Thanks a heap, Coyote Ugly. This cactus-gram stings even worse than your abandonment.”
(via daddyfuckedme)Source: troiastings