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freaking-puppies:

This is Mr. Bear. He thinks hes people, so sometimes he wears pajamas.

wonderful puppies

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hair-old-styles:

harrystyies:

What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?

My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually

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cancune:

if a guy stares at ur boobs 

just stare at his dick

maybe squint a little bit

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endcas:

endcas:

I live with my grandma in a 2 bdrm apartment and she told me today that we’re already in the process of being evicted. Two more weeks, if we don’t have the money, and we’re out. We have no car of our own, no place to stay in this town, and nowhere we can stay where we can get to our jobs. THIS IS REALLY URGENT AND I’LL BE TRYING TO SELL THINGS OF MY OWN TO GET MONEY, BUT IF I CAN’T SELL ANYTHING, THIS IS A NECESSITY!!! Please help out.. 

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I’ve gotten $200 together between donations and sales, and I still need $700. At this point, I have 7 days. One week. I’m kind of anxious, but I think it’s possible!!!

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High schooler arrested, expelled for same-sex relationship

girljanitor:

gaywrites:

A teenager in Florida has been expelled from school and charged with two felonies simply because her girlfriend’s parents disapprove of their relationship. She now faces two years of house arrest and a year of probation.

Kaitlyn Hunt was a popular student at Sebastian River High School, participating in everything from cheerleading to basketball. Hunt began dating another female student and the latter girl’s parents became enraged, according to Hunt’s parents. Kaitlyn was 17 at the time the relationship began, while her girlfriend was 15. Upon Kaitlyn’s 18th birthday, her girlfriend’s parents sent the police to the Hunt home and the teenager was arrested.

Hunt was charged with two felony counts of lewd and lascivious battery on a child. Then, weeks before her graduation, Hunt was expelled from school. 

“[The girlfriend’s parents] are out to destroy my daughter,” Hunt’s mother told the Examiner, “because they feel like she ‘made’ their daughter gay. They see being gay as wrong and they blame my daughter. Of course, I see it 100% differently. I don’t see or label these girls as gay. They are teenagers in high school experimenting with their sexuality — with mutual consent. And even if their daughter is gay, who cares? She is still their daughter.”

Infuriating. So many things wrong with this.

First, this is a case of homophobic parents blackmailing a girl they don’t like in a slimy, roundabout way that serves to mask their bigotry. I can’t believe what a cheap shot they took. Absolutely disgusting. 

Second, “I don’t see these girls as gay”? Cool, thanks, Mom. Thank goodness she’s not disowning her daughter, but I don’t totally see this as being supportive either.

Third, there’s a petition circulating to drop or lessen the charges against Kaitlyn. Go sign it. And try not to lose faith in humanity, even though people like this exist. 

You may notice how “not seeing her as gay” made absolutely no difference to her being expelled, charged with a felony, or having people with a lot more power than her trying their hardest to destroy her life.

This is why “NO LABELS!11!! WE ALL BLEED RED!!1!!!” doesn’t work. Ever.

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Texas Judge Forbids Lesbian Woman From Living With Her Partner

archer-and-anders:

sinidentidades:

Carolyn Compton is in a three year-old relationship with a woman. According to Compton’s partner Page Price, Compton’s ex-husband rarely sees their two children and was also once charged with stalking Compton, a felony, although he eventually plead to a misdemeanor charge of criminal trespassing.

And yet, thanks to a Texas judge, Compton could lose custody of her children because she has the audacity to live with the woman she loves.

According to Price, Judge John Roach, a Republican who presides over a state trial court in McKinney, Texas, placed a so-called “morality clause” in Compton’s divorce papers. This clause forbids Compton having a person that she is not related to “by blood or marriage” at her home past 9pm when her children are present. Since Texas will not allow Compton to marry her partner, this means that she effectively cannot live with her partner so long as she retains custody over her children. Invoking the “morality clause,” Judge Roach gave Price 30 days to move out of Compton’s home.

Compton can appeal Roach’s decision, but her appeal will be heard by the notoriously conservative Texas court system. Ultimately, the question of whether Compton’s relationship with Price is entitled to the same dignity accorded to any other loving couple could rest with the United States Supreme Court.

Have something to say to John Roach? 

Here you go: 

Honorable John Roach, Jr.
Judge Presiding

296th District Court
Collin County Courthouse     map
2100 Bloomdale Road, Suite 20012
McKinney, TX 75071

Phone:972-548-4409 (McKinney)
972-424-1460 ext. 4409 (Metro)
Fax:972-548-4697 (District Clerk)

Fucking hell. I’m calling as soon as I hit reblog.

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beeishappy:

Stephen Colbert salutes UVA’s Class of 2013 Followed by this.

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harikondabolu:

For people who think you need a man and a woman to raise a child, where were you when FULL HOUSE was on the air?

Also, here’s the Twitter exchange I discuss in the joke: https://twitter.com/harikondabolu/status/152470159632760832

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rainbownova:

• make a chat system
• give alerts when someone answers your ask
• REMOVE THE FUCKING ‘REBLOG AS A LINK’ THING
• FIX THAT FUCKING TUMBLR VIDEO PLAYER GOD DAMNIT
• search multiple tags at once
• MAYBE HAVE A ‘LIVE VIDEO’ BUTTON OR SOMETHING
• FUCKING REMOVE BLOGS THAT HAVE BEEN INACTIVE FOR 18 MONTHS
• REMOVE BLOGS OF PEOPLE WHO SEND HATE OR VIOLATE THE RULES OF TUMBLR (YEA IM LOOKING AT YOU, 12.9 YEAR OLDS)
• SENT FOLDER SENT FOLDER SENT FOLDER like I’m supposed to remember what I just said

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doctorwho:

the-boscombe-valley-mystery:

If I ever played the Doctor, all I would do on my days off is get into costume and run around London looking worried.

figsandtea:

aura218:

nbcnews:

Teen’s invention could charge your phone in 20 seconds

(Photo: Intel)

Waiting hours for a cellphone to charge may become a thing of the past, thanks to an 18-year-old high-school student’s invention. She won a $50,000 prize Friday at an international science fair for creating an energy storage device that can be fully juiced in 20 to 30 seconds.

Read the complete story.

clever girl

Boss. Eighteen talking about working with NANOTECHNOLOGY. I have seen the future and her name is Eesha Khare.

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kishona:

auntiespaz:

Poor little guy looks like he’s saying

“You want me to leave? Okay…”

“You sure you want me to go? ‘cause I can stay…if you want…”

NO STAY, CHUBBY LIL SEAL

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confusedtree:

In all seriousness Idris Elba as the 12th Doctor would be a great casting choice because he’d kill it and we’d get to find out just exactly how many anglophiles are also gigantic racists

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did-you-kno:

Source

overland-frost:

freackthehopeful:

fwips:

/SCREAM/ MY GRANDPA JUST MADE ME A REPLACEMENT COMPUTER CHARGER TO USE TILL THE NEW ONE GETS HERE

LOOK AT IT

HE LITERALLY MADE MY COMPUTER A HEART/LIFE SUPPORT OUT OF A PILE OF SCRAPS MY GRANDPA IS TONY STARK

This is the sort of thing that needs to get passed down to younger generations.

The disposability of modern technology is just sad.

I agree with the statement above but

Are you telling me your g-pa went Tony Stark on your laptop?

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