it is the year 2050. gender in terms of male/female has been replaced with human/dancer. a woman in the delivery room has just given birth and as the doctor pulls the child from her womb she gasps “is it human… or is it dancer?” the doctor cuts the cord and announces, “it’s human.” nobody notices the father’s face darken. he wanted a dancer
adult: so do you have a boyfriend then? me: no adult: i’m sure you’re too good for any of them! me: or you know it could be the small factor that i look like some kind of troll and am completely awkward in social situations and i am wasting my teenage years on the internet
“You’re allowed to believe in a god. You’re allowed to believe unicorns live in your shoes for all I care. But the day you start telling me how to wear my shoes so I don’t upset the unicorns, I have a problem with you. The day you start involving the unicorns in making decisions for this country, I have a BIG problem with you.”—Matt Shultz (via bullshitinthebronx)
“We live down the street from a gay couple with a young son, my son goes and plays there and has lunch there. My son is 8 years old, and not once has he come and asked why his friend has two poppas. His family is no different to my family – they eat at the same time, send their kid to school, discipline him and love him the same way. It’s only the teaching that we give to the child that makes them see those distinctions.”—Mark Ruffalo (via et-in-arkadia)
That moment when you realize that every piece of historical fiction about actual people, every piece of work about mythological figures, every official sequel/prequel not created by the same author... is all technically just fanfiction.
“Don’t condemn sensuality. It has been condemned by the whole world, and because of their condemnation, the energy that can flower in sensuality moves into perversions, jealousy, anger, hatred — a kind of life which is dry, with no juice. Sensuousness is one of the greatest blessings to humanity. It is your sensitivity, it is your consciousness. Consciousness filtering through the body is what sensousness is.”—Osho (via nirvikalpa)
Hi guys! 4000 follows— geeze. I guess this really does mean giveaway time doesn’t it? I’m just… baffled, by the amount of people who like my work and support me. It fills my heart with joy, so I wanted to do something nice for you folks in return.
Unfortunately I can’t give gifts to everyone (As much as I want to, I just don’t know if I can cover 1k+ people… I’d waste away, I think. ); )
So, I had a look at my stock of Cell Phone charms and I’m happy to say that I am stupidly OVER STOCKED!
[Magfest left overs!]
[50+ unsold charms in here]
I figured I’d get rid of some of the bulk, as well as share a new design.
I’ll be adding BBC’s Sherlock Holmes and John Watsonto the collection. And what’s more, my Sample Charms for these are up for grabs in this giveaway!