Carrizi

funsubstance:

Dammit travis

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togamivevo:

in third grade this kid got in trouble for saying “be free my niggas” when we released the butterflies

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helioscentrifuge:

thebloodinyourveinsis20below:

helioscentrifuge:

wHAT KIND OF ASSHOLE EATS OREOS WITH CHOPSTICKS

AND NEEDS A FUCKING SAUCER FOR THEIR MILK

LISTEN HERE FUCKFACE OREOS ARE MEANT TO BE HELD IN YOUR FINGERS AND YOU SLAMDUNK THOSE DELICIOUS LITTLE COCKWOBBLERS INTO A GLASS OF WHOLESOME GODDAMN MILK

YOU GET YOUR FINGERS WET IN THE MILK BUT YOU DON’T GIVE A SHIT BECAUSE YOU FUCKING WASHED YOUR HANDS ALONG WITH YOUR TROUSERS BEFOREHAND BECAUSE OREOS AND MILK ARE SO FUCKING EXCITING THAT SOMETIMES YOU WET YOURSELF ABOUT IT AND NO ONE JUDGES YOU BECAUSE MOTHERFUCKING OREOS

YOU FUCKING NASTY TRASH PUT THOSE CHOPSTICKS AWAY BEFORE THE SOCIAL JUSTICE BLOGGERS NAIL YOU TO A TREE FOR APPROPRIATION

THIS SHIT MAKES ME WANT TO BURN DOWN AN OIL REFINERY JESUS FUCKING SKATEBOARDED OFF A CLIFF AND TURNED INTO A PTERODACTYL CHRIST

when i die will you write my obituary?^^^^^^^^

i will but i’m probably gonna call you out on dying like a little bitch

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monetizeyourcat:

unimpressedcats:

the ham … it’s… it’s …… argghhhhhh

i love when cats’ programming glitches out

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hotweiners:

methlabrador:

i accidentally just wrote “the soviet onion” on my paper and now i can’t stop laughing

Layers and layers of communist propaganda

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jesuschristvevo:

3ridan:

jesuschristvevo:

im pansexual

Hi there! Pansexual actually means being attracted to anyone, despite their gender! It is not the attraction to pans. God bless!

then whats it called if i am attracted to pans why isnt there a name for that what is this bullshit

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winchesterwincosplay:

a-batch-of-cumber:

mylittle-freeman:

green-tea-in-221b:

HAVE THE JOHNLOCK FANS SEEN THIS YET OR

WHA T

Just snorted my drink EVERYWHERE!!!

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theymightbebeatles:

lavender-labia:

I WILL NEVER STOP LOSING IT AT “FUCK YOU LADY.”

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nothing-rhymes-with-ianto:

starrose17:

jennyfosho:

negacrow:

Well, that was unexpected.

tHE SOUND I MADE WAS NOT HUMAN

Did NOT see that coming! LOL

Reblogging again because this video made me laugh really hard at the unexpectedness of it.

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meladoodle:

coolgirlfriend:

boys who can pull off facial hair are hot

i think you’re supposed to use a razor

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westbor0baptistchurch:

tootsied:

iapprovethispost:

tootsied:

I don’t give a damn about my reputation [LOUD GUITAR]

You’re living in the past it’s a new generation 

[LOUD GUITAR]

[SHREK ATTACKS THE KNIGHTS AT LORD FARQUAD’S CASTLE]

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I was tossing my teddy bear in the air and catching, it hit the ceiling fan and slammed against the wall and now I can’t stop laughing!

(via chriscinephile)