I was crying five minutes ago and now I’m full of hate and anger. LJDFL;KJAPEUGIHet!!!!!!!!!!!
I was tossing my teddy bear in the air and catching, it hit the ceiling fan and slammed against the wall and now I can’t stop laughing!
I have an big cut on my leg and no idea how it got there. I didn’t sleep last night, so I know I didn’t get it sleepwalking. I’m legit starting to think my house is haunted and the ghost doesn’t like me.
Ugh, agh, blurgh.
There are really no words for how shitty I feel right now, so these will have to do.
that spaghetti strap tank top disrupts the orderly environment that’s so critical for teaching
that person’s hair is such a huge distraction because it’s a shade of blue there’s no way anyone will be able to focus
the length of those shorts is going to make it just so impossible to learn
you got it
In 8th grade I got in trouble for wearing temporary pink hair streaks so I dyed all my hair.
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do you ever just want to grab someone in one of your classes
and pull their face close and whisper
“I am ten times smarter than you will ever be, your opinions are both ill-informed and unoriginal, the career path you are headed on is so overdosed with barely competent imbeciles like you that you will be incapable of finding a job, and incidentally your shoes are clashing with your outfit in a way that cannot even be called deliberately bad. so shut. the. fuck. up.”
One of my biggest regrets from high school was from 9th grade English when I had to debate this girl and she copied her entire argument from a website. I knew because I studied her side as well and came across the article she ripped off. I wish I had called her out.
(via bilbochan)Source: tentacledicks