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amethystamore:

imsoconfusedrightnow:

wellpoopstoyou:

Best.

Just best. 

“Mitt Romney was born on third base and spent his entire life thinking he hit a triple.”

Brilliant

Reblogging for that quote, tbh.

(via sannguine)

• LJ: Communism is good on paper.
• Me: Yeah.
• LJ: But because of human nature, it doesn't work.
• Me: Nope.
• LJ: Robots would be really good communists.
• Me: That's because robots don't need to eat.
• LJ: Yeah.

paxamericana:

The least surprising poll in US history.

(via beesarealiens)